Why it is not a good idea to pee on people because they may have to take a shower. Also they may not like it and they will go screaming around. The person who did it may think it is funny while the other person goes and tells on you. "You may go into your room," Mom said. That is the reason to not pee on somebody! The end.
--written as a reflection per my request after incident between two brothers, identity withheld by request of 9 year old